March 2012
30 posts
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
30 posts
I can’t snap out of whatever this is.
“These things are usually simple. It’s the best song on your iPod. It’s the first...”
– The Frenemy. (via momentswerebeautiful)
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
Getting my shit together
By that I mean, in a less profane way, I’m getting my life business in order.
I feel so adult, it’s disgusting.
I still like being a 22-year old child though.
You’ll realize it one day, I’m not worried.
MARCH 6TH
will be the greatest day. I’m sure of it.
You can’t just avoid everybody you screw up with. And you should trust me,I’m a New Yorker.
-Adventureland.
